In the current economic state, it seems like almost everyone is cutting back and tightening up their “pleasure funds.” Not so much! According to Forbes’ Hana R. Alberts in “Pleasure’s Stiff Price,” Colin Burn, an Australian Jeweler, plans to create the world’s most expensive vibrator! His vibrator will cost $1Million, will be crafted out of platinum, and will be “encrusted with 1,500 white diamonds.” Colin says he plans to make only 10 of these pieces.

This sounds nice, in theory; but I have a few questions. It seems like this is another thing that is too nice to actually use. I have plenty of jewelry pieces that I rarely wear for that purpose alone, so how often would I use this vibrator?

If I was ever able to use it, you can bet that I would make sure everyone I knew would see me because it wouldn’t happen again, and I’m certainly locking it away in a safe place from then on.

I think just the novelty alone, and the fact that it cost $1Million would be enough to get me off over and over.

If I had this vibrator, I would never let it out of my sight…and when a vibrator is in my sight….let’s just say I wouldn’t get anything else done in my life ever again.

The $1Million vibrator is a great investment if you would like to never have sex again. I for one cannot think of which would be better: sex or the $1Million vibrator. On second thought, I pick the vibrator.