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Things Your Mom Taught You That’ll Help You Get Laid

“Clean your nails, trim your nose hairs, use some soap.”
If this sounds like something your mom used to harp on you about, its because your Mom was looking out for you, and in the long run: trying to get you pussy.

If you think about it, your mom was instinctively grooming you to be attractive to the best possible girls so that she would have the best possible grandkids someday.

But you didn’t listen, so now I’m going to put it bluntly in terms that make sense.
When you get a girls attention and she is interested in what you have to offer, don’t turn her off due to little but obvious factors you failed to take care of.

Be Clean:
It might sound nit-picky: “Oh, this girl wouldn’t talk to me because I have dirt under my nails,”….no babe, you thought you had to squeeze in the idea of sex somewhere on down the line, but she already went there in her head and thought, “Who’s PUSSY is he sticking THOSE fingers into? Not mine….Where else does he have random collections of dirt that I’m not going to want to see?”

Bad Smells:
Think about it. Our sense of smell is a biologically engineered survival and protection mechanism. When you are looking in the fridge for something to eat, and you open it up and its rotten… it smells bad. Meaning: throw it away, it is not good: Same thing with dating/mating guys. No amount of saran wrap will make her want to eat it either.

Facial Hair:
Different strokes for different folks, so do what is going to look best on you. Whatever you do, be precise with it. If you shave your face for a clean cut look, but then have long nose hairs brushing your lip; why bother shaving in the first place? Also, if your eyebrows cloud your beautiful eyes, you’re doing yourself a disservice.

Be you, and be the best possible version of you. Guys ask me everyday how can they meet chicks, and how do they get girls interested. The best way to get the right ones close is to be yourself, and to put yourself in places where the people around you have things in common with you.

A good way to Keep them close is to avoid these obvious deal breakers that can completely turn a girl off.

5 Comments

  1. RJ Moons Informed me I forgot: Wear Clean underpants.
    Yes, this will help as well :)

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