That might be why Porn Stars seem to Tweet all day, and why I haven’t really tweeted in months.

This might be extrapolating a little but I wonder if there is something to this. Are people more social… the more they have sex? Or do social people just have more sex and tweet more as well?

Or… Is it really the opposite? If you stay inside one-on-one… having sex… and then roll over and share your thoughts randomly to the world, aimlessly to whomever happens to notice at that time…without opening your mouth,walking outside, or even seeing another human being… wouldn’t that make you a little anti-social in a way?

Is all this communication actually making us a little introverted? And if so, how are we still finding people to fuck?

Or… maybe all this means is; I just need to start fucking more, and tweeting more too.

My initial reaction to the title was, “How can there be 10? Dicks have been around for centuries, and so have mouths, and girls have been sucking them for at least as long as I can remember…How can there be TEN secret Techniques?”

WOW…was I surprised! Pleasantly surprised!

In fact, for a moment, I wished I had a dick so that I could dream of possibly one day having her try just even half of these on me… or at least; train some other girl to do these secret techniques.

Instead, I’ll just have to use this as a guide to help increase my own skills.

From bringing in Soda to ice chips, and incorporating everything from vocals to enthusiasm: Rori has really written the manual that your girl needs to read before putting your dick in her mouth again.

Pretty much every girl that admits she gives blowjobs, also says she give the best blows ever…or at least that she’s “never had any complaints.” Do you really think that a guy who has his dick in a girl’s mouth is going to complain? Just because there are no complaints does not mean it is great.

This girl may actually have a legitimate claim to giving the best blows ever.

Behold “Peter North’s Decorator.” At first (being a woman) I was put off just a little. However, the more you watch, the more it becomes hilarious, and completely useful for a good half-hour at any gathering in which you would like to be the center of attention; much like the “I am T-Pain” Ap did for me two years ago.

Enjoy, and please let me know what you think!

However, Why do we have to really say “10?” Because what ends up happening is the reasons become so far-fetched that it reminds me of the articles that try to convince you chocolate is good for your health, or wine is good for your health. It might be… in some ways, but do we really need to stretch to find 10 in order to prove that it really is?
Here are some analyzed points from one such article entitled “10 Reasons Why Having Sex is Good For Your Health” from Paulo Coeho’s Blog

1.    “…Your mental and emotional health”…Is “balanced” by sex: Sure…Unless you’re a woman, or a psychopath…or a woman.

2.   Headaches!!! All these articles always say headaches.  In fact this one says it relieves “minor headaches,” and “Next time your lady has a headache, treat her with a vigorous session of lovemaking rather than a Valium.” ….If you are generally giving your lady a VALIUM which is for ANXIETY, Acute Alcohol Withdrawal, and to control EPILEPTIC SEIZURES, when she has a MINOR headache… you both probably have a lot more problems than not getting laid, so maybe lay-off.

3.   “For …women, having regular sex means freedom from expensive salon treatments.” This is based on an actual fact that estrogen is increased.  However, why do we have to bend it into a far-fetched money-saving factor by saying my hair will be so shiny I won’t have to go to a salon? Oh yeah, my hair is going to be so shiny and healthy if I fuck all night.
I can assure you, no one is going to wake up after banging all night, and think, wow, I’m so glad my hair looks this amazing! Sure, I say that on a regular basis anyway, but I can assure you the last time I banged all night, I had to begrudgingly get pliers out to loosen 2 extensions that had been half-way ripped out.

4.    Lets just lump all the 4 exercise points into one right here. Yeah, it’s exercise. Now, it’s a lot more exercise for some people, and a lot less for some people. But, don’t tell me we can skip the gym because of it.  I guarantee you someone with as banging-of-a-body as I would bang, would have to put a lot more work into their body on a regular basis than that….You know, like be a professional athlete or something.

5.     “Live longer:… According to a research carried out at Queens University in Belfast, Ireland, having regular sex increases the lifespan in humans.“… Hey If there are studies, it must be true, so this is a good one. But, I bet this is only true if you skip the post coital cigarette.

That’s all I care to review of these because, as I stated before, most of the 10 Reasons….The SAME 10 Reasons stated everywhere, are silly and far-fetched. One thing is certain, No matter how much my hair gets wrecked, I get an extra workout, or avoid taking medicine given to Epileptics: when sex is good its good, and when its bad… it doesn’t get called back. End of story.

The economy is down, but hired-sex is still proving to be a hot commodity, no matter how Wall Street performs. It’s so popular that the sex-for-pay scandals making national headlines have now triggered the creation and launch of a new hardcore, adults-only website, “Tonight’s Girlfriend.”

“Tonight’s Girlfriend,” from the creators of Naughty America, chronicles life-like interactions among the taciturn arena of high-end escorting with the highest-end of escorts: adult film stars.

While this site has no correlation with actual underground illegal paid-sex activities, it is a close reflection of the transactions that are happening all around us…often in broad daylight.

Born from the idea behind CNBC’s “Dirty Money,” a documentary on high-end prostitution, and from “Seeking Arrangement: College Students Using ‘Sugar Daddies’ To Pay Off Loan Debt,” a story from The Huffington Posts’s Amanda Fairbanks, “Tonight’s Girlfriend” conveys what every “man-seeking-woman” is looking for, but with professionally-skilled sex-workers, according to Naughty America’s creators.

“We really took the cue from mainstream coverage of the high-end escort business,” said Naughty America CEO Eddie Arenas. “We created this particular site because it is so relevant to society today.”

If it’s a cue from anything, it’s reality. From former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s call girl scandal to Charlie Sheen’s “goddesses,” pay-for-play scandals involving politicians and other public figures have always and will always be around. Even in a depression and with the nabbing of the Heidi Fleisses and other high-end madams of the world; the world’s oldest profession lives on.

It’s not just the libidos, fantasies and bank accounts of wealthy clients that are keeping this business afloat. Madams, escorts, and now web entrepreneurs, have been endorsing the business right alongside politicians and other wealthy men who want a piece of the pie, as “Dirty Money” exposes.

Fairbanks’ ‘Sugar Daddies’ story shows that even today, with an economy in the gutter and a bleak job outlook, fresh college students and graduates wracked by thousands of dollars in loans and credit card debts are turning to escorting as a way to eat, keep the lights on, and dig their way out of the red.

“We feel ‘Tonight’s Girlfriend’ will strike a chord with men that…can relate to this experience… as it is becoming more and more prevalent in society,” Arenas said.

This rising trend, combined with the fantasies of men that increasingly feed the multibillion-dollar adult entertainment industry, are what make “Tonight’s Girlfriend” a relevant reflection of society. “Tonight’s Girlfriend” closely portrays the reality of the escorting world and its participants, according to Naughty America’s creators.

It is an interesting commentary on society that though these side-jobs of porn stars and even college students are becoming so common, American press is too right-wing to admit it. This site has been denied a mention from every major Press Agency in the country.

She said that during sex he talked way too much! She said he’d say things like, “What are you thinking right now?…Do you want to move in with me?…I think we should live together….I’ll raise your son and we can be a family… You can go to school and I’ll take care of you….”

WOW Not Sexy.

My friend is the most non-committal girl ever, so hearing something like this really freaks her out…especially in the moment. When she’s thinking logically, she realizes it could be a really good deal, but in the moment she needs someone to be more sexual….less Dr. Phil.

I think that his fantasy is: to have a family and to settle down. So, that would really turn him on to hear her say what he wants her wants to say. However, she is not going to say what he wants to hear, and she is definitely not hearing the things that turn her on in bed.

She and I agree, the deepest convo you should be having during sex is, “Oh yeah deeper deeper yeah!” Not this guy. He would love her to propose to him in bed.

Is this a case of complete incompatibility? I don’t know, but they definitely need to have a little talk outside the bedroom. You know a “turn-ons,” “turn-offs,” and “what to never never say in bed because it makes it impossible to cum” kind of talk.

In the same interview with Dr. Drew, porn star and director/producer Stormy Daniels says that more and more, women are using porn as an aid to learn new sex tips as a way to keep their sex lives exciting with their partner.

Though both women being interviewed were on opposite sides of the spectrum as far as the perceived effects of porn, it appears as though they agreed on one fact; porn can be used as a tool to learn about your sexuality as well as to shape your sex life.

So, I’m curious, Naughty Americans, how has porn influenced your life? Do you agree that porn is educational? Did you see porn before your first sexual experience, have you used it since to learn anything, or is it purely entertainment value?

He then goes on to explain that fantasizing during sex is not an indicator that you have an unfulfilling sex life. Rather, it indicates you have a healthy sex life. “The brain is the biggest sex organ and a little fantasizing goes a long way.”

Kerner makes a great point, and this disproves the misconception that porn is only for people that can’t get any action.

Porn is a tool that helps facilitate fantasies. Websites that play into men’s fantasies such as My Friend’s Hot Mom, My First Sex Teacher, and Seduced By A Cougar, all give men a visual manifestation of their sexual fantasies. Whether you later recall these fantasies in your mind during sex with a partner or on your own time, fantasizing is a healthy part of your sex life.

So Naughty Americans, I have to ask: Have you fantasized about someone else during sex…someone other than the person you were having sex with? If so, what was the situation, and what did you fantasize about?

He is a great looking mid-50’s guy, and had just met a 35 year old girl on a dating website. They had amazing 5-hour long sex the first night… (my kind of man!)

He wrote to me because he hadn’t seen or heard from her since! She lives 50 miles away, and says she is “going through a hard time financially.” IE facing eviction, out of work, raising a teenager etc. He sent her some money to help her out.

I dug a little deeper, and then discovered he had also asked her to move in! However, he was concerned about the fact that he hadn’t seen her since their first meeting. How long had it been since their first meeting? I confirmed; yes, it had only been a week, and he is already trying to move her in, pay her bills, and fix all her problems.

SLOW DOWN!!!!!!

At first, no. You were not getting played. You had a great time, she gave it up, and things were casual. But now, you’re only playing yourself!

Move her in? Pay her bills? Are you kidding me?

You had some great sex. There is no need to bring all her irresponsible drama into your life just yet.

Women that have their lives together and their heads on straight do not get 3 months behind in their rent payments and face eviction.

Conversely, women that are a little nutty are often fantastic in bed! Why not just have sex with her? Why have you become so clingy just because you had a great time? (By the way that last part what rhetorical since I know its only because you had some nice young pussy that has you all confused.)

Believe me, (as someone who knows plenty of girls who get plenty of guys to pay for plenty of shit) STOP!!! Its not going to get you anything, so why do it? If anything, offering up money and support too soon will only show her she can use you. She’ll string you along. She’ll still bang her neighbors and her friends-with-benefits for free, and also the other guys that give her money every time she tells them she’s about to get evicted. However, its not ever going to get you on the top of her mind.

How to Fix this Mess:

• Play it cool. Don’t be so eager beaver. In fact, plan some other dates with other girls off that dating site to distract you a little. Stop texting so much. You’ve already shown her you have good intentions, have a great career, stamina like a mutherfucker, and are good for all the RIGHT reasons. Now chill out. She’ll text or call you, don’t worry.

100% she will text! Even if she just wants you as a backburner guy, she’ll still call you, so seriously don’t worry about that.

• Make a plan for dinner (not the day of. At least a day or two in advance.) You drive to her area or you can meet somewhere like last time. Plan something fun and have a good time. DO NOT offer money. DO NOT bring up moving in. Really, don’t even talk about her job prospects or any of that; because if she really is worried about it, it will stress her out. And if she just uses sex to get guys to pay her bills, it will only give her a platform for her cause.

• The only way you should offer to help from this point until you are in an exclusive relationship (if you really want to go that route, and I have a suspicion that it’ll fizzle out as soon as you pull back on the support) is to offer to help her with her resume or to ask around and see if anyone that you know is hiring people with her skill sets.

So far, her only skill set you’ve mentioned was riding your cock. So really unless she’s going to be the next big porn star, she might want to start pounding the pavement.

Generally I am not a girl that has sex the first date, second, or any formula thereof. I have sex whenever I fucking feel like it, and a guy being too pushy is not going to sway me in the direction he wants any time soon.

Do you have any idea how often I literally have to throw guys out? Literally I have to tell them they need to leave Now. That’s generally how my dates end. The guys could just leave, make me fantasize about them all night, and maybe get a slam dunk next time, but no. Instead they’d rather be way too pushy, turn me off completely and make me have me tell them directly, Look, you seriously need to get the fuck out.

Example: This weekend I met a guy who was completely cute. We ended up going to dinner that night, I had a great time, and I was into him. He walked me home.all good things.

But then how the hell do I get rid of him? I said good night. He didn’t leave. I told him I had to get to bed. He didn’t leave. Even before we left the restaurant and he told one of his friends he was going to walk me home, I thought, “Fuck, please no, I really hope I don’t have to throw him out. That is so not sexy.”

After telling him everything I could muster-up to the effect of Hey, thank you, its really time to go now, trust me, I started on with my regular business as if he wasn’t even there.

I went inside, grabbed a mop and bucket, took it in the elevator of my building, went down to the basement and started mopping up a mess I’d made earlier (In 5 inch heels). He still didn’t take the hint.nor did he help.

As we got back up to my apartment, I was not about to let him back in. I lost count of how many times I told him good night, but I think he finally got the hint when I opened my door, ran inside and physically blocked him from getting in.

THEN Cassanova went in for the kiss.about half an hour too late buddy.game over, but thanks for playin.