That might be why Porn Stars seem to Tweet all day, and why I haven’t really tweeted in months.

This might be extrapolating a little but I wonder if there is something to this. Are people more social… the more they have sex? Or do social people just have more sex and tweet more as well?

Or… Is it really the opposite? If you stay inside one-on-one… having sex… and then roll over and share your thoughts randomly to the world, aimlessly to whomever happens to notice at that time…without opening your mouth,walking outside, or even seeing another human being… wouldn’t that make you a little anti-social in a way?

Is all this communication actually making us a little introverted? And if so, how are we still finding people to fuck?

Or… maybe all this means is; I just need to start fucking more, and tweeting more too.

My initial reaction to the title was, “How can there be 10? Dicks have been around for centuries, and so have mouths, and girls have been sucking them for at least as long as I can remember…How can there be TEN secret Techniques?”

WOW…was I surprised! Pleasantly surprised!

In fact, for a moment, I wished I had a dick so that I could dream of possibly one day having her try just even half of these on me… or at least; train some other girl to do these secret techniques.

Instead, I’ll just have to use this as a guide to help increase my own skills.

From bringing in Soda to ice chips, and incorporating everything from vocals to enthusiasm: Rori has really written the manual that your girl needs to read before putting your dick in her mouth again.

Pretty much every girl that admits she gives blowjobs, also says she give the best blows ever…or at least that she’s “never had any complaints.” Do you really think that a guy who has his dick in a girl’s mouth is going to complain? Just because there are no complaints does not mean it is great.

This girl may actually have a legitimate claim to giving the best blows ever.

Behold “Peter North’s Decorator.” At first (being a woman) I was put off just a little. However, the more you watch, the more it becomes hilarious, and completely useful for a good half-hour at any gathering in which you would like to be the center of attention; much like the “I am T-Pain” Ap did for me two years ago.

Enjoy, and please let me know what you think!

However, Why do we have to really say “10?” Because what ends up happening is the reasons become so far-fetched that it reminds me of the articles that try to convince you chocolate is good for your health, or wine is good for your health. It might be… in some ways, but do we really need to stretch to find 10 in order to prove that it really is?
Here are some analyzed points from one such article entitled “10 Reasons Why Having Sex is Good For Your Health” from Paulo Coeho’s Blog

1.    “…Your mental and emotional health”…Is “balanced” by sex: Sure…Unless you’re a woman, or a psychopath…or a woman.

2.   Headaches!!! All these articles always say headaches.  In fact this one says it relieves “minor headaches,” and “Next time your lady has a headache, treat her with a vigorous session of lovemaking rather than a Valium.” ….If you are generally giving your lady a VALIUM which is for ANXIETY, Acute Alcohol Withdrawal, and to control EPILEPTIC SEIZURES, when she has a MINOR headache… you both probably have a lot more problems than not getting laid, so maybe lay-off.

3.   “For …women, having regular sex means freedom from expensive salon treatments.” This is based on an actual fact that estrogen is increased.  However, why do we have to bend it into a far-fetched money-saving factor by saying my hair will be so shiny I won’t have to go to a salon? Oh yeah, my hair is going to be so shiny and healthy if I fuck all night.
I can assure you, no one is going to wake up after banging all night, and think, wow, I’m so glad my hair looks this amazing! Sure, I say that on a regular basis anyway, but I can assure you the last time I banged all night, I had to begrudgingly get pliers out to loosen 2 extensions that had been half-way ripped out.

4.    Lets just lump all the 4 exercise points into one right here. Yeah, it’s exercise. Now, it’s a lot more exercise for some people, and a lot less for some people. But, don’t tell me we can skip the gym because of it.  I guarantee you someone with as banging-of-a-body as I would bang, would have to put a lot more work into their body on a regular basis than that….You know, like be a professional athlete or something.

5.     “Live longer:… According to a research carried out at Queens University in Belfast, Ireland, having regular sex increases the lifespan in humans.“… Hey If there are studies, it must be true, so this is a good one. But, I bet this is only true if you skip the post coital cigarette.

That’s all I care to review of these because, as I stated before, most of the 10 Reasons….The SAME 10 Reasons stated everywhere, are silly and far-fetched. One thing is certain, No matter how much my hair gets wrecked, I get an extra workout, or avoid taking medicine given to Epileptics: when sex is good its good, and when its bad… it doesn’t get called back. End of story.

The economy is down, but hired-sex is still proving to be a hot commodity, no matter how Wall Street performs. It’s so popular that the sex-for-pay scandals making national headlines have now triggered the creation and launch of a new hardcore, adults-only website, “Tonight’s Girlfriend.”

“Tonight’s Girlfriend,” from the creators of Naughty America, chronicles life-like interactions among the taciturn arena of high-end escorting with the highest-end of escorts: adult film stars.

While this site has no correlation with actual underground illegal paid-sex activities, it is a close reflection of the transactions that are happening all around us…often in broad daylight.

Born from the idea behind CNBC’s “Dirty Money,” a documentary on high-end prostitution, and from “Seeking Arrangement: College Students Using ‘Sugar Daddies’ To Pay Off Loan Debt,” a story from The Huffington Posts’s Amanda Fairbanks, “Tonight’s Girlfriend” conveys what every “man-seeking-woman” is looking for, but with professionally-skilled sex-workers, according to Naughty America’s creators.

“We really took the cue from mainstream coverage of the high-end escort business,” said Naughty America CEO Eddie Arenas. “We created this particular site because it is so relevant to society today.”

If it’s a cue from anything, it’s reality. From former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s call girl scandal to Charlie Sheen’s “goddesses,” pay-for-play scandals involving politicians and other public figures have always and will always be around. Even in a depression and with the nabbing of the Heidi Fleisses and other high-end madams of the world; the world’s oldest profession lives on.

It’s not just the libidos, fantasies and bank accounts of wealthy clients that are keeping this business afloat. Madams, escorts, and now web entrepreneurs, have been endorsing the business right alongside politicians and other wealthy men who want a piece of the pie, as “Dirty Money” exposes.

Fairbanks’ ‘Sugar Daddies’ story shows that even today, with an economy in the gutter and a bleak job outlook, fresh college students and graduates wracked by thousands of dollars in loans and credit card debts are turning to escorting as a way to eat, keep the lights on, and dig their way out of the red.

“We feel ‘Tonight’s Girlfriend’ will strike a chord with men that…can relate to this experience… as it is becoming more and more prevalent in society,” Arenas said.

This rising trend, combined with the fantasies of men that increasingly feed the multibillion-dollar adult entertainment industry, are what make “Tonight’s Girlfriend” a relevant reflection of society. “Tonight’s Girlfriend” closely portrays the reality of the escorting world and its participants, according to Naughty America’s creators.

It is an interesting commentary on society that though these side-jobs of porn stars and even college students are becoming so common, American press is too right-wing to admit it. This site has been denied a mention from every major Press Agency in the country.

In the same interview with Dr. Drew, porn star and director/producer Stormy Daniels says that more and more, women are using porn as an aid to learn new sex tips as a way to keep their sex lives exciting with their partner.

Though both women being interviewed were on opposite sides of the spectrum as far as the perceived effects of porn, it appears as though they agreed on one fact; porn can be used as a tool to learn about your sexuality as well as to shape your sex life.

So, I’m curious, Naughty Americans, how has porn influenced your life? Do you agree that porn is educational? Did you see porn before your first sexual experience, have you used it since to learn anything, or is it purely entertainment value?

He then goes on to explain that fantasizing during sex is not an indicator that you have an unfulfilling sex life. Rather, it indicates you have a healthy sex life. “The brain is the biggest sex organ and a little fantasizing goes a long way.”

Kerner makes a great point, and this disproves the misconception that porn is only for people that can’t get any action.

Porn is a tool that helps facilitate fantasies. Websites that play into men’s fantasies such as My Friend’s Hot Mom, My First Sex Teacher, and Seduced By A Cougar, all give men a visual manifestation of their sexual fantasies. Whether you later recall these fantasies in your mind during sex with a partner or on your own time, fantasizing is a healthy part of your sex life.

So Naughty Americans, I have to ask: Have you fantasized about someone else during sex…someone other than the person you were having sex with? If so, what was the situation, and what did you fantasize about?

However, saying “nice guys finish last” isn’t generally said by “nice,” confident, and assertive men. That statement in itself is a very passive and pussy thing to say.

While said “Nice guys” may see a jerk, women see this:

Positive Characteristics of a Jerk:

*Assertive: they go after what they want in life.
*Not enough time to cater/ suck-up to everyone else. They have important things going on in their lives; more important than getting pussy.
*They do what they want to do & what’s best for them. *They may provide options and ask for opinions, but all options are something they’d like to do.
*Don’t waste time. They have a plan, and they execute it.

All of these qualities tend to make a man successful in his life, and therefore attractive to women. The perfect balance of these characteristics that will both get AND keep women is: Going out of your way to make yourself successful, not going out of your way to make others miserable.

It takes a confident man to act this way whether he is a jerk or not. Girls don’t like the games that jerks play, or rude behaviors towards others.
While women may overlook rude or jerk behavior for a while once attracted, what will not attract them is acting like a pussy.
By pussy, I mean: being passive and letting the world happen to you as opposed to making things happen for yourself. By pussy I mean: blaming others for taking the life/women you want instead of going after what you want until you get it. Lastly, a major indicator that you are acting like a pussy is if you don’t stand up for yourself.

Yes, a jerk would stand up for himself, so would a confident “nice” man, but not a “pussy.”

In summary: Yes, women may like certain things about jerks. Women appreciate it more when you are not a jerk, but are a confident, assertive “nice” man. “Nice guys” only finish last if by “nice guy” you mean pussy.

But then, we had to go a little deeper into the issue at hand. This particular viewer was a 24 year old virgin (which is not that old by the way) and was just ready to get laid. There are a few factors that go into getting laid, and the first of which is: her willingness to fuck you in the first place.

He didn’t even know: Maybe she was a virgin too. In which case, there’s no way she’s giving it up on the first date, or the second, or probably even the third. If you are wanting to fuck right away, you need to make sure you are going after girls that are at least interested in doing that.

Even still, whether she is going to fuck on the first date depends completely on her. You don’t need to pressure her at all. Sure flirt, make a move, kiss her, but you don’t have to be too eager because if she wants to fuck on the first date, she will. If not, then you’re the pushy needy desperate guy that she’s going to avoid.

Furthermore, no amount of money you spend (on a legitimate date) is going to increase your chances of getting laid. If you spend $50 or $500, if she wanted to fuck you on the first date, she will, and if not she won’t. (The exception is if you clearly and completely chintz out: she may have initially wanted to fuck you, but then realized you’re lazy and not worth it.)

So, Why spend the extra $450?

Why not spend that towards the next 9 dates and increase your chances of getting laid over time?

If you want to increase your chances of getting laid exponentially, that’s when you spend the $50 on a date, and the $450 towards investing in yourself: ie education, a nice car, watch, clothes…for you!

Girls come and go….with all the shit that you bought them. So why not invest mostly in yourself? Because then when the next one comes along, she will see an improved version of you, rather than a broke used up version of you. That is more attractive to women.

You’ll see that the more you invest in yourself, over time, the quality and the quantity of pussy you will attain is much greater.
More on the Cost Benefit Pussy Analysis Theory to Come…

Piece of Advice from yesterday’s show:

When a girl gives you lame excuses about why she can’t see you and it seems no matter what you suggest she’s too busy: she’s not interested, but just won’t tell you “no” for two reasons:

a) She’d like to keep you on the backburner in case she ever needs you for anything in the future.
ie: help moving, shoulder to cry on, financial assistance in a pinch….but not getting laid.

b) She doesn’t want to hurt your feelings…. Again in case she ever needs you for anything.