That might be why Porn Stars seem to Tweet all day, and why I haven’t really tweeted in months.

This might be extrapolating a little but I wonder if there is something to this. Are people more social… the more they have sex? Or do social people just have more sex and tweet more as well?

Or… Is it really the opposite? If you stay inside one-on-one… having sex… and then roll over and share your thoughts randomly to the world, aimlessly to whomever happens to notice at that time…without opening your mouth,walking outside, or even seeing another human being… wouldn’t that make you a little anti-social in a way?

Is all this communication actually making us a little introverted? And if so, how are we still finding people to fuck?

Or… maybe all this means is; I just need to start fucking more, and tweeting more too.

However, Why do we have to really say “10?” Because what ends up happening is the reasons become so far-fetched that it reminds me of the articles that try to convince you chocolate is good for your health, or wine is good for your health. It might be… in some ways, but do we really need to stretch to find 10 in order to prove that it really is?
Here are some analyzed points from one such article entitled “10 Reasons Why Having Sex is Good For Your Health” from Paulo Coeho’s Blog

1.    “…Your mental and emotional health”…Is “balanced” by sex: Sure…Unless you’re a woman, or a psychopath…or a woman.

2.   Headaches!!! All these articles always say headaches.  In fact this one says it relieves “minor headaches,” and “Next time your lady has a headache, treat her with a vigorous session of lovemaking rather than a Valium.” ….If you are generally giving your lady a VALIUM which is for ANXIETY, Acute Alcohol Withdrawal, and to control EPILEPTIC SEIZURES, when she has a MINOR headache… you both probably have a lot more problems than not getting laid, so maybe lay-off.

3.   “For …women, having regular sex means freedom from expensive salon treatments.” This is based on an actual fact that estrogen is increased.  However, why do we have to bend it into a far-fetched money-saving factor by saying my hair will be so shiny I won’t have to go to a salon? Oh yeah, my hair is going to be so shiny and healthy if I fuck all night.
I can assure you, no one is going to wake up after banging all night, and think, wow, I’m so glad my hair looks this amazing! Sure, I say that on a regular basis anyway, but I can assure you the last time I banged all night, I had to begrudgingly get pliers out to loosen 2 extensions that had been half-way ripped out.

4.    Lets just lump all the 4 exercise points into one right here. Yeah, it’s exercise. Now, it’s a lot more exercise for some people, and a lot less for some people. But, don’t tell me we can skip the gym because of it.  I guarantee you someone with as banging-of-a-body as I would bang, would have to put a lot more work into their body on a regular basis than that….You know, like be a professional athlete or something.

5.     “Live longer:… According to a research carried out at Queens University in Belfast, Ireland, having regular sex increases the lifespan in humans.“… Hey If there are studies, it must be true, so this is a good one. But, I bet this is only true if you skip the post coital cigarette.

That’s all I care to review of these because, as I stated before, most of the 10 Reasons….The SAME 10 Reasons stated everywhere, are silly and far-fetched. One thing is certain, No matter how much my hair gets wrecked, I get an extra workout, or avoid taking medicine given to Epileptics: when sex is good its good, and when its bad… it doesn’t get called back. End of story.

As many of you know I’ve been decorating my new apartment constantly, so lately if a guy wants to take me out, I ask if he knows how to use a drill instead. Most of them do not, so I end up doing the labor myself.

Just so you understand, I don’t plan on sleeping with anyone just because they come over. Its just that decorating is just something I’m majorly interested in right now, so if they want to hang out at all; that’s what they get to do.

Last week, there was this guy that wanted to hang out. I told him I have projects I have to finish at home, and I’d love some help.

He’s really hot, has plenty going for him, and looks great on paper.

Towards the end of the night, he gave me a tiny good bye kiss. (Tiny because I cut it off)

Oh My God it was so Sloppy, and I couldn’t show him the door fast enough.

Then I started thinking about it, he was sloppy since he showed up! While I am grateful for the help, he pretty much wrecked everything he touched.

• He broke the leg of my bed when all we were doing was tightening a screw.
• He broke a mirror
• It was his idea to reinforce a cabinet, and then he left a very visible screw hanging a full inch out until I asked if he was going to go ahead and finish it.
• He brought food on my white zebra rug after I asked him not to
• He kept walking on the white rug with his shoes on
• He tells me that he generally eats peanut butter and jelly every night-(not an example of how he wrecked something, but just another thing that sounds sloppy to me)
  

I don’t think I’m Completely Anal…Ok I’ll admit it, I am a Little fucking anal, but come on! I was more stressed out having him there than when I had my neighbor’s two kids over; running around and pulling on my chandelier.

I’m generally not one to extrapolate; However: If He is That Sloppy in That many tasks, I can already bet he is Sloppy in Bed, and THAT is something I Never want to see.

Then I started thinking: Well, he’s really nice, maybe we could just be friends?

No, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want to just be friends, and leading him on would be wrong….and pointless…because I’m not going to have him over ever again to drill anything else because he’s sloppy. I think you can’t fix sloppy, and if you can its more time consuming than I’m interested in devoting: I’ve already got one Fixer-upper I don’t need another one.